Master of deception
 
By Ross Welford
17 Jan 2016
 

Master of deception


A lifetime love of magic and illusion means it’s no surprise that I’m a fan of Derren Brown, and especially the way that, by pretending to be totally open about how he achieves the remarkable effects he does, he has avoided being “exposed” on YouTube as many more conventional magicians are these days.  In truth, he isn’t totally open about his […]

What do you mean, you haven’t watched it?
 
By Ross Welford
7 Jan 2016
 

What do you mean, you haven’t watched it?


Game Of Thrones, I mean.  It’s awesome, and anyone who hasn’t watched it is missing out big time. I know: you’ll  be late to the party, but the advantage of that is that you’ll be able to binge-watch them all on a box-set. To be honest, I think watching it in weekly episodes would be […]

My book’s in the shops!
 
By Ross Welford
23 Dec 2015
 

My book’s in the shops!


…well, one shop anyway. The official publication date of “Time Travelling With A Hamster” is December 31, but at least one shop – thank you Waterstone’s, Kensington High Street – have received a bunch of them already and decided to put them out in the store, sandwiched – handily – between two David Walliams books. […]

A tiny little error…
 
By Ross Welford
14 Dec 2015
 

A tiny little error…


I first read this on Twitter a few days ago, and figured it was just made up.  Funny, but made up. Turns out, it’s true!  Hurray! The mistake appeared in the Boston Globe & Mail who issued the correction the following day. I’ve long had a fascination with misplaced apostrophes.  I even wrote a finals dissertation for […]

Lang Lang and Liberace
 
By Ross Welford
2 Dec 2015
 

Lang Lang and Liberace


Went to see Lang Lang last night, the renowned Chinese pianist who, it seems, divides opinion.  A rather sniffy review in The Telegraph was typical of Lang Lang detractors: style over substance, too much of a showman, etc. One comment online amused me: “Lang Lang needs to remind himself that he is a Pianist (sic) and […]

How fast can you type?
 
By Ross Welford
2 Dec 2015
 

How fast can you type?


When I was a kid, typing was a rare skill practiced invariably by ladies in offices with upswept spectacles who never looked at their fingers. (My Auntie Betty was one such.  Her fingers would move so fast across the keys of her electric typewriter and she never seemed to make mistakes.) As a young journalist I became […]

Raquel Welch – My Beauty Secret
 
By Ross Welford
12 Nov 2015
 

Raquel Welch – My Beauty Secret


It was fun to see Raquel Welch on the Piers Morgan show on ITV.  When I was a kid, she was THE sex symbol when the term “sex symbol” was still used.  None of us boys had EVER seen a Raquel Welch movie, I don’t think, but we all knew who she was thanks to her […]

My book’s cover
 
By Ross Welford
25 Oct 2015
 

My book’s cover


A slight deviation from the usual stuff in this blog entry, which is all about my forthcoming book “Time Travelling WIth A Hamster”. Reason being, that the UK cover is now available for anyone to see on Amazon.com (rather than just being my phone’s screen saver for the past few weeks), and I think it’s […]

The Cereal Killer of Harvest Festival
 
By Ross Welford
19 Oct 2015
 

The Cereal Killer of Harvest Festival


Harvest festival in a Costwolds country church: what could be gentler, or more traditional?  A lovely way to spend an hour on a Sunday morning, contemplating the divine with smiling locals as autumn sunshine slants through the Norman arched windows and the small congregation shakily warbles the familiar strains of “We plough the fields and […]

Give this a few seconds…
 
By Ross Welford
9 Oct 2015
 

Give this a few seconds…


…and when the penny drops, you’ll LOL.  Proper LOL as well, not what LOL usually means which is “I smiled inside a bit”. It’s funny all the way through as well. PS I have been practising “Bohemian Rhapsody” as a piano solo for, ooh, twenty years now.  I can do it with the music in […]

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