Game of Thrones spoilers: I give up!
I was watching the news the other night and the newsreader said something like: “Coming up next, news of the opening game of the Euros as England faced Russia earlier today. So if you don’t want to know the result, time to leave the room.”
It’s familiar enough stuff; we hear it all the time. Then it struck me: how many people still do this? In the age of Twitter, Facebook, text and so on, does anybody anywhere watch a football game on TV that has been played earlier in the day without knowing the score?
There was an episode of Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads back in the 70s which revolved around Bob and Terry’s desperate attempts to win a bet by remaining ignorant of the outcome of an England-Bulgaria game before it came on TV. I can’t remember if they succeeded or not.
Like Bob and Terry (above), I’m engaged in a struggle not to know what happens in Game Of Thrones, except my struggle is lasting for weeks, and it’s not working.
Thing is, I’m too tight-fisted to shell out for a full Sky subscription, and I want to wait until I can buy the box set on DVD. That way I can binge-watch and save money.
Naturally, I don’t want to know what happens before I watch it, but it’s next to impossible if you’re even vaguely engaged with the news and social media.
Before series 6 had even started I knew that Jon Snow had not died properly and that Melisandre might have something to do with his resurrection. It’s not as if I went looking for information – far from it. But when you see headlines saying “Jon Snow: Is He Really Dead?” then you begin to wonder.
I know that Bran Stark makes a comeback (though – to be honest – I could have guessed that much, otherwise where was he for all of series 5?)
I know that Theon Greyjoy/Reek makes it through at least almost the end of series 6 because there he was on the front of a magazine headlined “Alfie Allen – Thrones’ Great Survivor”.
And now I learn that there will be a big “Battle of the Bastards” because of a headline this morning. I didn’t read the article but it can only be Roose Bolton and Jon Snow.
Gaaah! Perhaps it’s all a devious scheme by Sky to get me to subscribe. If so, I think it has worked.Back to blog